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Thursday, June 14, 2012

Wrong Spell

        I found myself studying a book of ancient magics that I found in some old library in a town called Sora somewhere in Europe. It was a very interesting book and I admit that at first I was very skeptical of the powers that supposedly were bonded within the pages of this ancient journal of arcane arts. First I started using elemental powers that were small and simply, like moving a bead of water from a lake or throwing a pebble like it was a bullet using nothing but my mind. However, I later ventured to a harder section of the book and found myself enthralled by the words 'ShapeShifting'. It is a no brainer, I had to try it.

        So, I learned the appropriate words and attempted to cast a spell that would alter my form but I mispronounced a very key word that seemed to make the magic take a very different turn than what I expected. My body started to change, shifting to a smaller and more slender structure. Next my hair began to grow out and gain a teal color as well as my clothes which seemed to take a more oriental mixture along with some more western additions as well. After this I couldn't help but moan at the sign that I had lost my manhood and a blushed crossed my new soft face as large breast clung to my chest. I started to panic but I couldn't do anything as my mind started to wonder off as the feminine magic started to capture my thoughts.
        I giggled and accepted my fate. To be honest, it isn't bad being a witch. You should think about casting this kind of spell on yourself. Trust me, you'll love it.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Milk


     So, I was walking around my house one day seeing as there was nothing to do and no one else was home, and stumbled across something quite odd...
      Wondering into the basement was probably a mistake...but I was adventurous and had nothing better to do. Usually a fatal combination. This golden contraption with tubes and suction cups had caught my attention so I grabbed it and walked back into my room.
     I sat down and started to examine it, it had complicated buttons with captions in another language, so using it might prove to be difficult, whatever it was. This is when I shrugged and stupidly pressed and random button and a scanning light startled me and caused me to jump up on my feet. A voice then came on in my English language, which was odd because that obviously wasn't the language on the captions, "Subject declined, alterations in progress to begin milking". Blinking was my only response as I thought, "What does 'milking' mean?" My question was soon answered as a bright pink light suddenly blinded my vision. Once it died down I didn't notice anything at first but I suddenly became shorter at a drastic rate as I formed a slime frame with smooth skin. Next my hair shifted into a bright blonde and grew down to my rear before alterations to my clothing caused me to gain twin tails and a school girl outfit. After this the suction cups attached themselves to my newly found breast, somehow pushed my shirt and bra out of the way.
     I gasped at this and tried to pull them off with no prevail aside from making myself moan when the machine stated that pre-milking preparations were now beginning which confused me at first but made me realize what was happening when my breast started to swell from the milk forming inside. After this the machine made one more obvious announcement before the white liquid started flowing from me chest, through the tube, and into containing jars mounted on the machine.
      All I can do now is bear through the pleasure, moan, and hope it ends soon...

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Not a word!

     One day I was chilling out at home when I got bored and decided to explore my house, seeing as it was fairly new  to may and may contain some interesting secrets.

     A few hours had gone by and I didn't find much, so I was about to give up when I suddenly noticed an opening the the bottom of my closet. I popped up a hatch and found a cool little space and then quickly noticed a box was down inside of it too. "Cool." I smirked and picked it up. The first thing I noticed was how light it was, but something was defiantly inside of it. I opened it and found a pair of purple cat ears, I picked them up with a little disappointment but tried to stay optimistic and smiled, "Well...this is...nifty?" I put them on my head and chuckled.

     I gasped as I suddenly felt myself shrinking and becoming more petite. My hair turned blonde and abruptly grew out to a long length. A short moan popped out as I blushed and noticed that my man hood had folded into a feminine slit as small breast poked up on my chest. A pink one piece then formed onto my torso from my clothes as thigh high stockings formed under matching heeled shoes. The last thing to change was my hair being wrapped in two twin tails as a cat tail popped out. This is when I feel to my knees from loss of my balance.

     A friend of mine had entered before in time to see this, she smirked as I glared up at her, "Not a word!"

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Grin, Giggle, and pose.

     I was just minding my own business today when I decided to go meet a new friend of mine I met at a pub. She seemed like a nice girl so I accepted her invitation to meet at her apartment. Once I got there, I was a little surprised to see the amount of tech in her place but I passed it off while just thinking she was good with computers. We talked a little bit but right before I was about to leave, she sprung a trap and cuffed me to one of the machines. Before I could even react, a pleasure induced moan escaped my lips as I became short and feminine with full features. I nice pair of breast, a thin waist, and a wonderfully shaped hips and thighs. I was about to confront her verbally when my mind was quickly over come with a bit of mind control, so now I can just grin, giggle and pose.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Eh Heh

"Eh-heh, I guess I shouldn't have been digging in my girlfriends top drawer..." 

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Turtles...



Oh...
Were you expecting a TG Caption?



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whoops...



Just kidding! Here you go.




So, I went to sleep as a regular guy last night and had a really amazing rest. I woke up the next morning and found myself int he body of a cute girl...pink bra and panties...a skirt...long brown hair...

I really need to stop waking up in situations such as this one...

Then again...I could get used to being a girl...*Giggle*

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Sister Prank Counter

     Saturday morning I woke up and decided to go freak out my big sister by jumping into her room and screaming, Like I've done before. However, once I opened the door I was cut off by her putting a black skull and bones necklace around my neck. I was about to ask her why she did that when I suddenly felt a lot of pleasure surging through me. My hair turned long and blonde as my body slimmed out and became very smooth, breast formed on my chest, and a womanly slit formed between my legs. I whimpered a bit and tried to run away when she grabbed me. She put make up on my face and forced me into a little black dress with a giggle. I actually felt really cute... Especially when I saw myself in the mirror, when I was trying to break the necklace with my teeth.